Auntie Beryl’s Advice

Auntie Beryl

Dear Auntie Beryl

I was called ‘big boned’ by a nurse this morning!  She was calculating my BSI rating when she made the off-hand remark.  When I questioned what she meant, she responded by telling me that there was nothing to worry about, and that I was within the ‘statistically normal’ category.  Apparently, she explained, the categorisation criteria does not take into account race or ethnical background.  I am a Caucasian, middle-class, middle-aged man.  Was she taking the piss?

Regards

Big Boned, Sorrento

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Dear Big Boned

My sister has hips like a garbage dumpster, but weighs a little under 65 kilograms.  You’d be hard pressed to categorise her as statistically normal – unless you belonged to a parallel universe inhabited by dry, hollow, vessel-like, bloated beings that bleat through crooked, sunken apertures.  I hope this helps….

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